Random Things I Hate

I hate when I am in the fast lane stuck behind a Prius, I mean I thought you purchased the car to save gas, and gas is connect to MPH, and the lack of cylinders equals lack of HP, so the car should come with a warning on your side mirrors that say move the fuck to the right.

I hate when I attend a football game and it ends in a tie. Of course this shit doesn’t happen all the time, but I hate it because it happened to me this weekend. I do not fill myself with liquor due to the fact that public intoxication is often connected to public stupidity that equates to jail time, or being passed out in the parking lot before the game even starts.

And since I am on the topic of football, I hate people that drink at football games, not only do you spill your beer all over the place, and make the floor sticky, but you smell like stale beer, and often make so many trips to the bathroom and stand in line for that wonderful overpriced beer that you missed anything of significance. And I have to stand every time they stand so I can see.  They make me feel like I am doing jumping jacks instead of being entertained.

I hate haters that hate haters. Since I relocated to the Bay Area I noticed that hating is contagious- they must have added it to the water like fluoride. I think we should change the name of the Bay Area to the Hate Area. This would offer a great marketing opportunity for the city and tourism. I think that this would also go well with the smell of piss, the tons of bums that have invaded market and the wonderful mix of marijuana and awful smelling steam that comes out of the manhole covers.

I hate coffee from Starbucks that is too hot. I mean, aren’t you supposed to be some freaking coffee specialist, I mean I never go to the bar and get a beer that is too cold. Of course you have a warning on the freaking cup, but the fact remains if you cannot make perfectly temperate coffee you should just work elsewhere. I think we need a hotline for too hot coffee. 1-800-THEY-BURNEDME

What else I hate is when I pull into the drive-thru and I have to repeat my order. Are you serious- we are having a communication problem at a place that is dependent on communication? I mean didn’t they interview you? Did you have to repeat your answers to their questions over and over again? And they still hired you?

I hate Day Light Savings Time; I hate the new Transformers toys they are designed horrible, and look like Value Meal toys. I hate skinny jeans, people that wear skinny jeans with a belt and I can see their undies, I hate snapbacks, little kid backpacks on adults, I hate remakes of movies that already sucked, I hate humor in Star Wars, Vampires that can walk in daylight, I hate political correctness, racism, Buy 1 get one Free but I have to pay for shipping on the free one, so it is not free.

I hate people that say he must have forgotten where he came from. Yeah I did, last time I checked I came from my mom’s vagina, and after 18 where I went was up to me. These are just the politically correct things that I hate, I know you don’t care, you probably hate me, but I love my readers, followers, re-tweeters, and let us hate the world together!!!!

Really Mitt, Really...

            With the Presidential election in full swing things are going to get interesting. Numbers are going to be twisted and turned, dogs will be eaten, and transported around the country on top of cars, and the 99% and Tea Party will clash at Starbucks.

            As I woke up this morning I was faced with the most hypocritical dude in the world. The Harvard MBA Graduate said that he was responsible for the return of the American Auto Industry.

Really, Mitt, and you also killed Osama Bin Laden. You jumped out the helicopter and placed the perfect shot to the head, which eliminated the bogie monster.

            Mitt, the American people have done more to repair the American Auto Industry then we get credit for. I see more American made automobiles on the road than ever before. I personally bought a new American made car, I have also bought American made aftermarket parts. These are all ways that I have personally played a role in the America Auto industry.

            The engineers, the workers, and the general public have an understanding of why it is important to buy an American car. Even Obama has played a role by increase gas mileage, therefore making them more competitive with foreign cars. Ford has plans to release their new generation of Mustangs on a global scale.

            This is the problem with a guy that when to Harvard and has a MBA, you are too smart for your own britches and believe that others not in your Alum have no clue. That is not the case.

            Did you forget there is a thing called the internet, and that your statements are cataloged and ready to be used against you before your complete your sentence?

 Mitt let me keep it real with you, shut the fuck up. Every time you talk, you do nothing but shove your foot down your mouth even further.

 Soon you will be on display at the wax museum for being the most flip-flop candidate ever. You standing next to a Cadillac with a pair of green flip-flops, I will commission it myself.

            And the sad part is there are a bunch of people that are standing behind you and supporting you. It is not because of your values, or your connection with the public. Obama is not even connected to the people, with his million dollar book deals, and plush childhood in Hawaii.  But rather the conservative party has one goal to overthrow the black guy, who is not really black at all.

            Mitt you said that we “should let Detroit go bankrupt”.  Let us read that slowly. LET DETROIT GO BANKRUPT. The conservatives can spin it anyway that they want to, but the fact remains that Obamas plan worked.

            President Bush was the one that allowed the first bailout, but I guess your forget that most of these bailouts were started by Bush and then they had to be continued by Obama. No matter what the plan worked.

            So Mitt please do us all a little favor. Tell us how you are going to do to fix our current problems. “Looking backwards won’t solve the problems of today” straight from your mouth. So why do we teach history in our schools? I would have to disagree. History teaches us that we can overcome obstacles such as civil rights, interracial marriage, and even has allowed women to have a greater voice in society.

            This is the issue with some conservative, they would rather have us go back to the days of slaves picking cotton, and women at home taking care of children.  

            Tell us your bold vision for the future. Is it to fire all of those in Government that are doing nothing? Is it to give an education bailout, to those that have worked hard for their degrees? Is it to stop fighting a war that sole purpose is to expand the empire?

            Come with a plan and take a history class, because you will learn the deregulation is the reason that we are here. Oh yeah and how is that elevator working for you?