Thursday, April 28, 2011

Donald and Ronald

Alright boys and girls, let us take a trip down mind control road and explore something that I think is rather strange. Now we know that we are currently involved in a mind war. A mind war that has plotted half of the country against the other half. A war that uses statistics and personal beliefs to destroy the concept of reality. We all love reality; you know- American Idol, Survivor, The Apprentice.  That reality that catches us humans in our most glorious moments like when we are given thousands of dollars to drink at a club and fist pump all night. How is this a connection to Donald-the-landlord-Trump and Ronald-the-drug-lord-Reagan?

This war is played out in our minds. The values and statistics are twisted and calculated. Issues are thrown around like newspapers on Sunday morning. Most of you may forget a few key facts, but I will explain- hold on. Now to some, Ronald Reagan was the best president in the world. Of course an actor and a spokesman for General Electric would make the perfect candidate for governor. Never mind that he totally switched his political affiliation. With a degree in sociology, and being an actor over the years it would not be hard to deploy mind control tactics. Ronald could be considered a real Sith Lord.

These are the same tactics that are being used by Donald Trump.  How is this? Well first off, he owns his own Entertainment Company, secondly he is a spokesman for Capitalism that is often more of a conservative concept if you look at political figuring and positioning. Donald Trump has switched like a light switch powered by a G.E. light bulb. Donald is the perfect candidate for the Republican/Conservative that has been trapped in a cave forced fed hours of reality television. Never mind the fact that Donald has been married to more women then at the local brothel, oops I mean message parlor.

Trump will not even shake your hand. He says that it is because of germs, but I think he does not want to leave any evidence or DNA when he stabs us all in the back. One day he attacks China and says that they are trying to take over America (true in my opinion), but then behind closed doors he is trying to strike deals to get a version of the Apprentice in China. So there- money is important to you, never mind the lead in the toys or the fact that we keep crawling to them to borrow money. Sure China manipulates their interest rate. As an owner of a casino I think you do the same thing? What are the odds of your slot machines?

So how will it be if Donald Trump is president?  It would be a little different then the Reagan era or would it? The drug lord Reagan did create his own economic system. Reagan deployed a war on the people with the slogan of “Just Say No” as the war cry heard in the streets. More people will be out of work because the big guy hates the small guy. The small local cafĂ© shop on the corner will have to pay an increase in rent after the Trump remodel. Medical Marijuana farms would be replaced by Rogaine and Viagra plants, and electric cars would be replaced by the new Chrysler 100m- an electric version of the 300m. The car would have a human pedal mode, in case all the recent skyscrapers block out the sun.  Prisons would be filled with individuals evicted from their homes. All programs dealing with addictive gambling would be reduced and replaced by more Donald Trump Casinos.

They have us programmed to believe in stars. We are not running this country and often not involved in any of the decision making responsibilities. The old truth that we are a Republic and not a Democratic society often is forgotten. We leave the decision making responsibilities to someone else by default remember? But how can any of these clowns represent us when they flip like an “In and Out Burger”- the only time they stay still is to take on the cheese. Even Obama has changed his formula like Coca Cola, and I am waiting for the original to return.

Donald said it himself "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government."

Please let us not forget that we are about to hate each other even more for the next year or so. The right side will say this and the left side will say that. But we have to support the people that have us in the forefront. Not the oil companies, banks, or other corporations that pillage the people. Do not fall for the next Reagan. The charismatic, economical, political, puppet controlled by the unknown selling us out looking out the penthouse window.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Leave My Penis Alone

This is the problem with our society and the government. We Americans pride ourselves on the concept of freedom. The freedom to worship the God of our choice or even Satan if that is your thing. The freedom to be somebody or strive to be nobody- the choice is ours, right? Nope, that is not the case at all. We have a segment of our society that is worried about the penis of a child, and the issues of a circumcision ban in the good old city of San Francisco. So we have people in a city that are worried about little newborns penis’s while we are in a deficit and there are tons of homeless people?

Look, this is the problem with our laws, and the things that are approved to be on ballots. While we spend our time worried about small issues, like a penis (lol), we could spend that money and time trying to reform education, or stopping wars. But no, both sides would rather pick their battles and clamp down on our so-called freedoms. But this is how the Patriot Act passed. It is easy, in my opinion- instead of fighting over a penis of a newborn how about we stop killing babies with bombs from drones. How about we respect other religions like the Jewish faith, and the Muslim faith, that see the issues of circumcision as a religious act, but nope if you are not a Christian your religion is often void.

I can hear the arguments, “it is a child, they have no say in the matter”, well of course, but the child also had no say in the matter if they wanted to be here in the first place. I am sure that a child is terrified for the rest of their life because a portion of their penis has been snipped away. I am sure that in 18 years the little boy that has a circumcised penis will have to take Prozac because he is the only one in the Stadium circumcised.  I mean, penises are ugly enough, I know- I have one, I would hate to see the thing if it was not trimmed up a little bit.

Look, if you do not want to circumcise your penis because that is your thing- then fine. But for 10,000 or so silly Californians to think that they can control all the future penises is ridiculous. Some believe that it is genital mutilation; alright I see your point, but what is slicing open a breast and putting in some silicon? That is mutilation, in my opinion but I am sure that they will never ban breast implants in the city of San Francisco. I mean, there are a few men out there that have added a pair of Double D’s in the once flat chest of theirs.

So to the Democrats, worry about the real issues, like educating children and letting the parents make some choices of their own, please. For the Republicans, figure out a way to stop Global Warming and save the environment by not emptying shells all around the world with countries that do not believe in the same things as you. I know, the more people we kill overseas the safer we are and the more access to oil we have. But it seems if that plan did not work out very well at all. Just made taking a plane take longer then standing in line at the DMV, and the opportunity for molesting children to become a full time occupation. (That is directed to the TSA).

Let us remember the goal of American freedom. Not determining who can foreskin, and who should not foreskin. Just leave the foreskin alone. If foreskin challenged freedom then I think they all should be destroyed- no I am joking. Can we worry about some other crazy issues, and put those on the ballet? For example, paying the homeless to clean up their own pee, or maybe even making all mom and pop shops accepting A.T.M. cards and Debit Cards. I can not stand walking into a store and not being able to spend my money.