Who Cares Where He Puts His Weiner

I am so tired of the media. They make a story out of everything. But before I go any further, here is my disclaimer- I don’t live in NY and you couldn’t pay me to…, ok maybe 4 million dollars.

So Weiner is up to his old tricks. Are you surprised? Well, you shouldn’t be. Most of the powerful men in the world have always had a thing for women. You know that mansion that we all want an invite to? Well, that dude has plenty of women; so many women that he has to have a party to share them with his friends. 

But this is not just super-powerful men, but those with average power. You know the positions, teachers, police officers, mayors, and even ministers. They like women too. Shit, why wouldn’t they. Don’t we all like women? Even married women like women. “Oh look at her dress”, “Oh she is so hot”, yeah I bet you have heard those words out of your own significant other. Might want to get that prenuptial signed.

I know those talking heads have some dirt of their own. It is probably not that hard to find either. And by the way, since the NSA has all the data they need- why didn’t they supply this information- because they have been sexting as well. Shit, I even do a little sexting with myself- it is safer than pulling up one of those free web-sites, and I get the same satisfaction- not really but I tell myself that anyway.

Weiner is most likely qualified for the job. You know, the best job in the world. Being the mayor of New York. If he can engage in sexting, then he should still be allowed to run for mayor. As mayor of New York he has to figure out what rights of yours he is going to take away, how is he going to keep a city from being the next Atlantis, and of course the “Stop and Frisk”, policy fits his frisky behavior.

Why is his fascination with the opposite sex something that should disqualify him from seeking the position of Mayor? I think that he is qualified compared to most men, at least he knows what women want; shit most conservatives can’t even figure that out.

But the talking heads return with their rants. He is not qualified- he is a cheater, he is a disgrace to his wife, and whatever else they can find on the poor man. I would suggest that Weiner put that thing away and stop trying to be a welfare baby. Yeah a welfare baby. I am tired of our tax dollars being used for these fools to play at the Mustang Ranch, and then act like they are super clean. Wiener, you just say this- “I like women, you see my wife- she is hot from this angle but if you turn the camera”…..no I am just kidding.  

If we were clean then 50 Shades of Grey would be used for toilet paper like it should be, porn would not be on cable, little girls would not be posting pictures of themselves on Instagram, and that Christian web site would be shut down.  The only reason why they are using that site is because they hope they can find a clean chick, or guy, or maybe both, for a Saturday Night threesome before they attend church on Sunday.

It is not up to the talking heads to tell us who should be mayor, and who should step out of the race. !FUCK THEM!-  that is not freedom. If his wife could create some tears and forgive him, then we should do the same. Benjamin Franklin was putting in work with the Hellfire Club, he was a beast in the sheets, and we say that he had one of the greatest minds in the world. Well Weiner may be small, but I am sure he has the brains to do the job.

We have to stop being so up-tight about sexting. So Weiner, do not pull out, make sure you use the right camera angles, tell you wife she pulled a Hillary, tell that baby it is hereditary, and tell those telling you to quit- NO.  You can do both- sexting and run a city.

No Mosque in My Hood

You are kidding me right? People all across America have decided that it is not in good taste to place a Mosque two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some say that it is some sort of sacred ground; well I think that the ground we walk on is sacred. Or is the elimination of the Native Americans not included in this sacred conversation? But once again the American citizens have showed the world what they do best- and that is to discriminate.

A land that was built on the concept of Freedom of Religion has decided that it wants to restrict the location of a religious facility. I wonder if the strippers that are also located two blocks down the street from Ground Zero have any issue with taking money from these future tourists that want to see the forbidden Mosque. But the strippers support the model of the new America, more money and more taxes- that is how we roll. I guess taxi drivers will not take paying customers to this new Mosque at all.

I have seen Mega churches take over farmland, while rich Christians make their Sunday trip to church to only forget the teachings from the ministers. I see news reports of Christians and Catholics that have molested children and pillaged money from the congregation to support their ultra-elite, ultra-holly lifestyles. So if you ask me America has a problem with religion as a whole and not just a Mosque being built in New York City next to Ground Zero.

Some argue that this mosque only acts as a tribute to the portrayers of 9/11. That is only if you have been feed all the lies by the media and think that all Muslims are some evil terrorist waiting to blow your silly ass up while sipping on a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Americans pay tribute to the terrorist act all the time. We have used drones to kill more innocent people than 10 times the amount of people killed on 9/11. We have fought wars that have been created by lies; we have propped up evil men across the world and put them in control to do the evil that we wanted but never would admit to.

But Americans, please think about the situation for what it is and not for what the media wants you to believe. They want to build a recreation center, and a mosque, they want a place to worship. This should be something that we all support no matter what type of religion is being worshipped in the building.

Like I always say, if you want to believe in a talking snake, and that all of the animals in the world could fit on one boat with out slaughtering each other then that is your business. But do not deny another individual to believe in what they want and hinder the development of productive members of society.