Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Who Cares Where He Puts His Weiner


I am so tired of the media. They make a story out of everything. But before I go any further, here is my disclaimer- I don’t live in NY and you couldn’t pay me to…, ok maybe 4 million dollars.
So Weiner is up to his old tricks. Are you surprised? Well, you shouldn’t be. Most of the powerful men in the world have always had a thing for women. You know that mansion that we all want an invite to? Well, that dude has plenty of women; so many women that he has to have a party to share them with his friends. 

But this is not just super-powerful men, but those with average power. You know the positions, teachers, police officers, mayors, and even ministers. They like women too. Shit, why wouldn’t they. Don’t we all like women? Even married women like women. “Oh look at her dress”, “Oh she is so hot”, yeah I bet you have heard those words out of your own significant other. Might want to get that prenuptial signed.

I know those talking heads have some dirt of their own. It is probably not that hard to find either. And by the way, since the NSA has all the data they need- why didn’t they supply this information- because they have been sexting as well. Shit, I even do a little sexting with myself- it is safer than pulling up one of those free web-sites, and I get the same satisfaction- not really but I tell myself that anyway.

Weiner is most likely qualified for the job. You know, the best job in the world. Being the mayor of New York. If he can engage in sexting, then he should still be allowed to run for mayor. As mayor of New York he has to figure out what rights of yours he is going to take away, how is he going to keep a city from being the next Atlantis, and of course the “Stop and Frisk”, policy fits his frisky behavior.

Why is his fascination with the opposite sex something that should disqualify him from seeking the position of Mayor? I think that he is qualified compared to most men, at least he knows what women want; shit most conservatives can’t even figure that out.

But the talking heads return with their rants. He is not qualified- he is a cheater, he is a disgrace to his wife, and whatever else they can find on the poor man. I would suggest that Weiner put that thing away and stop trying to be a welfare baby. Yeah a welfare baby. I am tired of our tax dollars being used for these fools to play at the Mustang Ranch, and then act like they are super clean. Wiener, you just say this- “I like women, you see my wife- she is hot from this angle but if you turn the camera”…..no I am just kidding.  

If we were clean then 50 Shades of Grey would be used for toilet paper like it should be, porn would not be on cable, little girls would not be posting pictures of themselves on Instagram, and that Christian web site would be shut down.  The only reason why they are using that site is because they hope they can find a clean chick, or guy, or maybe both, for a Saturday Night threesome before they attend church on Sunday.

It is not up to the talking heads to tell us who should be mayor, and who should step out of the race. !FUCK THEM!-  that is not freedom. If his wife could create some tears and forgive him, then we should do the same. Benjamin Franklin was putting in work with the Hellfire Club, he was a beast in the sheets, and we say that he had one of the greatest minds in the world. Well Weiner may be small, but I am sure he has the brains to do the job.

We have to stop being so up-tight about sexting. So Weiner, do not pull out, make sure you use the right camera angles, tell you wife she pulled a Hillary, tell that baby it is hereditary, and tell those telling you to quit- NO.  You can do both- sexting and run a city.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Black Racism



Are you fucking serious- black racism is responsible for the death of Treyvon and that racist cooking lady? Of course someone would find a way to point the finger back at the blacks. Of course it is the black’s fault that slavery was a successful business venture for the United States. Of course it is black people’s fault that churches were bombed and young black girls lost their lives. Of course it was black racism’s fault that little kids needed to be escorted by the National Guard in order to attend a school with whites. Yeah it was all black racism. 

Most will never understand what it feels like to think that you will never reach 18 or even graduate from High School, no mater how inadequate the curriculum may be. Life for many young black youth is not that same for their white or even brown counterparts. Is there something that could be done about this? Of course there is. Stop blaming black people for everything that is wrong with society- and understand that your own actions may be playing a role in the destruction of a race than you thought. 

So if black racism is responsible for the loss of Treyvon, then don’t forget that black ingenuity is responsible for the stop-light. I wonder how many white lives have been saved- by that black ingenuity. In need of a gas mask?- well, once again black ingenuity strikes again.

Our society has turned into one that is always looking to point the finger at someone for something. Do we have a problem? Yeah we have a problem. We have a society that has decided that they want to wage war on a total group of youth- that almost has no options, limited opportunities, and are classified by all.

Once we place anything in front of the word racism we are making another excuse for our personal biases and beliefs that often have been established by media, social contact, and lack of understanding about humanity itself. Racism should not be paired with white, brown, yellow, or purple. It should not be connected with gender, age, and any other prefix that one could find for their irrational beliefs.

To understand the plight and the struggle of blacks in American one has to face history, not simply brush it under the rug. There are many that thought that an African American President would change the world. But that is impossible. Our country is an organism that is being consumed by violence, hate, and stupidity.

Do blacks often seek out the wrong stereotypes and often get marked by those in society? Yes. Should they learn how to adapt to certain situations and understand the environments that they are in? Yes. But the world also has to understand that within America there is a Third World Country. Some of us are lucky to just drive right by.  Or they only hear about it on the news, and then become experts at spewing out some rhetoric created by the media outlet of their own beliefs.

The young black youth of America are just as gifted as the black men and women that have used their black ingenuity to help society as whole. The gas mask, refrigerated systems, stop light, bicycle frame, blood plasma bag, folding bed, folding chair, lawn mower, and sprinklers.

While most of society sees young black men as thugs. They forget that these young black men could be so much more. So while we look and search for some reasoning behind a young man losing his life, and another walking away with his freedom, remember that they can become more if they live long enough.            

Monday, July 1, 2013

The “N” Word


She is what she is, and from what I can gather she is fine with that. Poor Paula Dean- she is losing it all because of a word- or so they say. I will never allow a word, no matter how derogatory, take me to the edge of insanity. Of course there is a double standard about the use of the word- but not really. I guess that I am lucky because I can use both words. Yeah that’s right I can say “nigger” and “nigga”.
 
I find it rather funny that the racists who use the word did not even develop the word rather incorporated the word into their vocabulary from the Spaniards and Portuguese. At least create your own racial slur- or have the ability to understand that Negro simply means black. But then some decided that they wanted to turn it into slang and something derogatory a.k.a. Nigger. That was the past- now let’s move forward to today’s use of the word. As the Urban dictionary puts it, a nigger is a person that is “ignorant, ill mannered, or low-class people, without regard to their ethnicity.” That definition might suggest that you, reading this blog, could be classified as a nigger. 

The world has had different meanings for a variety of words. And like any word- has to be understood in the context that it is used. For example, I feel gay today. Well, in today’s terms that would mean that I may like the same sex. But in the past it was a simple way to say someone may be excited, alive, or having high spirits. Now the word has a derogatory meaning simply because society is dependent on some label to define themselves- as not being a part of the world but rather exclude themselves to some high horse that they ride through society with their moral standards, but forget that they are not living within those morals standards.

When I hear old Negro people, and old white people, complaining about my culture’s use of the word- I am confused. Very confused. Because most of the old people are cashing in on the use of these words, in movies, films, and even literature. If we can be brutally honest as we should be, instead of forcing the political correctness in our veins, we might be able to achieve something. 

Instead of just pointing to the use of the word- why don’t we take the time to talk about the society that has made the use of these words acceptable? Of course some rich white lady is going to be thrown under the bus because of her slip-up or personal feelings- but should she?   This is America. You have the right to be racist, use racist language, project your old fashioned values on people that do not believe them, and even tell me that Jesus is white and has long hair and blue eyes. But the last time I met a person name Jesus he was Latino. I guess they didn’t want to adopt Spanish names, but they could take their words. 

So when the white guy that lived across the street from me in Texas suggested that I spoke elegantly- I knew what he meant- I was not a nigger and- welcome to the neighborhood. When one of my employers told me that I was different than the rest because I showed up on time- I knew what that meant- that I was not a nigger. When I show up to the studio and hang out with fellow musicians- (you call them rappers)- and they say “what up, nigga”- I know what they mean- what’s up family- 

I have an extensive understanding of language and the use of it. I can even prove that Ebonics is a language, just like Paula Dean proved Southern is a language- “I is what I is”, sort of familiar to the structure of Ebonics. So while we all throw our two cents in to the argument- I want to know how the term slave in the bible turned to meaning “capture all the Negros- and beat them with whips because God said you could”.
This use of this word is just an example of how screwed up we are. We often let things evolve and then move on, but then we want to act like hoarders and hold on to old thoughts and philosophies. The word “nigger!!” coming out the mouth of a white person running towards you with a burning cross and a sheet to hide his fear of being known as a bigot- is vastly different than a rapper saying “these niggas is crazy on these streets”. 

If you don’t like the term then don’t use it. If you are a racist and use it, then pay the price- what every society feels you should pay for your thoughts. Thought crimes- we are in 1984.  If you like hip-hop music, and don’t mind the word, then keep the Beats by Dre in your ear and tell the world to go and fuck themselves- cause yeah, one minute I am chilling with my niggas, and the next I am debating with those that feel the need to think that I am an nigger-