Who Cares Where He Puts His Weiner

I am so tired of the media. They make a story out of everything. But before I go any further, here is my disclaimer- I don’t live in NY and you couldn’t pay me to…, ok maybe 4 million dollars.

So Weiner is up to his old tricks. Are you surprised? Well, you shouldn’t be. Most of the powerful men in the world have always had a thing for women. You know that mansion that we all want an invite to? Well, that dude has plenty of women; so many women that he has to have a party to share them with his friends. 

But this is not just super-powerful men, but those with average power. You know the positions, teachers, police officers, mayors, and even ministers. They like women too. Shit, why wouldn’t they. Don’t we all like women? Even married women like women. “Oh look at her dress”, “Oh she is so hot”, yeah I bet you have heard those words out of your own significant other. Might want to get that prenuptial signed.

I know those talking heads have some dirt of their own. It is probably not that hard to find either. And by the way, since the NSA has all the data they need- why didn’t they supply this information- because they have been sexting as well. Shit, I even do a little sexting with myself- it is safer than pulling up one of those free web-sites, and I get the same satisfaction- not really but I tell myself that anyway.

Weiner is most likely qualified for the job. You know, the best job in the world. Being the mayor of New York. If he can engage in sexting, then he should still be allowed to run for mayor. As mayor of New York he has to figure out what rights of yours he is going to take away, how is he going to keep a city from being the next Atlantis, and of course the “Stop and Frisk”, policy fits his frisky behavior.

Why is his fascination with the opposite sex something that should disqualify him from seeking the position of Mayor? I think that he is qualified compared to most men, at least he knows what women want; shit most conservatives can’t even figure that out.

But the talking heads return with their rants. He is not qualified- he is a cheater, he is a disgrace to his wife, and whatever else they can find on the poor man. I would suggest that Weiner put that thing away and stop trying to be a welfare baby. Yeah a welfare baby. I am tired of our tax dollars being used for these fools to play at the Mustang Ranch, and then act like they are super clean. Wiener, you just say this- “I like women, you see my wife- she is hot from this angle but if you turn the camera”…..no I am just kidding.  

If we were clean then 50 Shades of Grey would be used for toilet paper like it should be, porn would not be on cable, little girls would not be posting pictures of themselves on Instagram, and that Christian web site would be shut down.  The only reason why they are using that site is because they hope they can find a clean chick, or guy, or maybe both, for a Saturday Night threesome before they attend church on Sunday.

It is not up to the talking heads to tell us who should be mayor, and who should step out of the race. !FUCK THEM!-  that is not freedom. If his wife could create some tears and forgive him, then we should do the same. Benjamin Franklin was putting in work with the Hellfire Club, he was a beast in the sheets, and we say that he had one of the greatest minds in the world. Well Weiner may be small, but I am sure he has the brains to do the job.

We have to stop being so up-tight about sexting. So Weiner, do not pull out, make sure you use the right camera angles, tell you wife she pulled a Hillary, tell that baby it is hereditary, and tell those telling you to quit- NO.  You can do both- sexting and run a city.