I have lived in many places in this United States of
Crazies. I was trapped with Texas for seven years. The dude confused the hell
out of me. I understood that he held his pants up with the black book, but boy
did he live a sinful life. He always had to be told to clean up his room. “Don’t
mess with Texas”- of course most people think that is because he is such a badass,
but it is exactly the opposite.
There is nothing like watching a redneck (they like that
title), spitting his chew out the window while you are all waiting in the
extreme heat for the light to change. Of course everything is cheap- who would
pay top dollar to enjoy the flames of hell- would you?
Cockroaches are often referred to as “water bugs”. June bugs fly directly into the light over
and over again and they deny evolution? But I did enjoy stepping on these
almost prehistoric creatures- squash and scrape that was my routine. Spiders
were often bigger than most birds, and the fire ants that came from the banana
boats really needed to be nuked. I am sure
that Texas will return, they have that fighter’s spirit out there- I give them
that.
Not everything in Texas was, or is, bad. I did enjoy their
style of BBQ. There is nothing like watching a high school football game under
the lights, of course, right next to a natural gas rig that is spewing out
toxic fumes making everyone in the town sick.
But they are often too drunk to realize that the EPA and the Railroad
Commission could care less if they are slowly dying. I watched one of the most
beautiful buildings for gladiators ever created being built as they snatched
the land from people that didn’t want to move but were handed some nickels and
dimes and told to find a new home. But I did get to BOOOOOOOOOOO Bush with his “leave
every child behind” philosophies.
When they say Texas is a whole different country- they
really mean it. If you would like to lease land, feed deer tiny bits of most
likely fake corn, then sit in a stand and kill Bambi- that is the place for
you. If you would like to enter a Church, praise God while you look at a
Confederate flag on the arm of a group of so-called children of God, then that
is the place for you. If being racially profiled is your gig- he is waiting for
you.
I also lived in Arizona for a few years. There is nothing
like living in a fucking oven surrounding by the most beautiful rock formations
ever. I was a college student along with my girlfriend (now wife). This was the
first time that my future wife lived outside of California. She was surprised
by the amount of white people that she saw (she is white). She also thought it
was odd that dressing up like you were going to the club was not necessary when
only going shopping- darn Californians.
We were both chased by some Latinos- who must have thought
some sort of revolution was taking place and I was on the wrong side. (No,
really- physically chased.) We met a lesbian couple that seemed to hate
white people… unless they needed some sugar or a ride somewhere. The mall
seemed to be the best place to get into a fight, along with a bar filled with
Native Americans that escaped the Reservations and wanted to kidnap my
girlfriend and sell me back to my masters or skin me. I
couldn’t figure it out- but we got out of there.
I still return to Arizona at times. I have a lot of friends
that still live there. They have a nice stadium, the heat is hotter than
anything I have ever been in, and the women still wear no clothes. They don’t
care if they are size 2 or 80- they are going to wear a bikini and you will see
it all. Personally I believe that Arizona is nothing more than a suburb of LA.
If you can’t afford Cali- Arizona will welcome you, along with some other
individuals hiding from something or someone.
I also lived in Oregon- twice. I really enjoyed that place.
It was a mixture of California and living in a rain forest. I would often pray
for the sun, but it would never show up long enough. He would poke through the
clouds tease you and then allow for the clouds to continue to piss on you
again.
I had a great time, being chased by cowboys- (things always
like chasing me- or I like running when I calculate the odds are not in my
favor). Drugs could be found everywhere, no one was from Oregon but the old
people, and the young people that lived there seemed to have more experience
with drugs than any kid in the inner city. The place was beautiful, but I had to
escape the rain. I could not take it anymore. Plus all of the Californians that
I didn’t like were all moving there.
Why am I telling you all of these random experiences that I
have had in different states? Because from my experience I can understand this
disconnect and division in our country- (back to politics).
Most people do not leave their state or even their hometown for
that matter. The bubbles that we live in protect us from reality. The reality
that all of our experiences are different is something that is hard for some to
even comprehend. Of course Texas has a huge respect and admiration for guns and
saving babies before they are born, but turning around and killing them when
they are adults. Either by natural gas wells, or the prison system. Arizona is
nothing but a gun range in the middle of the desert that is really a sibling of
Los Angeles. Oregon is beautiful, the best place to read a book, climb a
mountain, and drink coffee- all at the same time.
But returning to my bubble of California had to be one of
the best choices that I have made. I would rather raise my children in a state
that is open minded, falling into the ocean, too dumb to figure out that they
need high-speed rail, the smell of reefer everywhere, the land often shakes but
at least my stuff in Texas will not end up in Oklahoma, religion seems
optional, like clothes on any day in the city, everything is expensive, new
stadium is on its way, and if you think it- they will outsource to get it
built.
I love the United States, but I hate the brainwashing and
manipulation of the citizens. All of our bubbles keep us safe- but they do pop,
and when they do- RUN, sure you might not find a place that is like the one you
left. They all have good and bad, enjoy the good, and unfriend the bad. I have
only lived in four states, I wish I could have lived in more. But my
experiences have offered me a better insight on why the United States has been
simplified to coloring by numbers, either red or blue- well I’m coloring with green- hey that’s my crayon.
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