Y’all Some Greedy %@&!... A Few Social Networking Tips

            Alright, it seems as though Fackestock, oops, I mean Facebook, has turned into Myspace. But let me give some of you artists a few social networking tips.

First tip- if you want anyone to buy something from you, you should probably refrain from addressing these same people as “bitches”, “hoes”, or “suckas”, and using the words: “I am better than you”, “the movement”, “without you”, “get your money right”, etc. Why?  Because it seems as if your “movement” is not moving anywhere, and a “bitch” is not going to buy your product, “hoes” are too busy working, and “without us”, you are not being social, and my “money is alright” in my pocket.

            Second- stop posting the same bullshit over and over again, that is called spam. Unless you have 1300 new friends today, I am sure that the hundred or so people that live next door or in the video have seen it already. We all like looking at ourselves but damn, this is not promotion, it is more like social bullying. Also, there is a little button that allows people to hide your post, and after the 15^th time of you posting the same grannie video they most likely used it, I know I did.

            Third- make an original product. There is such a thing as creativity; it is a skill that most entertainers, writers, and poets have to have. Except if you are a model and are only blessed because your parents happen to have sex one night in the restroom of a club.  Originality is what will set you apart from the thousands of other rap, trap, hustle groups that are out there starving but swear they swaggin.

            Fourth- take that shit to Twitter. Yeah, learn how to Tweet- you can spam them fools all day, and they seem to like it. Twitter has a different breed of humans that gather around the digital water cooler. They live to follow you no matter where you go, you can even use your followers to repost you bullshit.  But there is a catch, it better be good.

            And last but not least- learn to brand yourself properly. Make sure that you identify who the hell you are and what you want to be and do it to the fullest. There are many people out there that realize in order to make money they have to make a product that has an identity, it is called branding. It is like when you see the red and white can you know it is a coke, and the can with blue is a Pepsi.

            Social networking is just that- being social. If you want to cram your shit down someone else’s page, you should also learn how to share others shit. It is kind of like when we were in elementary school and you sat in the corner cause you would not give up the toy.  Right now most of you are holding onto the toys too long and being greedy.